This is one I see WAY TOO MUCH. First of all, GRAMMAR MUCH?! What grade are you in, first? Don’t you know the difference between “your” and “you’re”? I’m fairly certain that if you’re waxing romantic about how your significant other is your truelovesoulmateforever, you mean “you’re” like, “you are”. As in “you are the one.” Not “your the one.” Which honestly makes NO DAMN SENSE. “Your” is possessive. Like “look at your stupid fucking status!” Hey, like that! So firstly, if you’re going to be posting this shit all the time, at the very least, use some grammar skills. I cannot bear this. SECOND, THAT SHIT IS JUST ANNOYING. If you want to tell your love that they’re the one, then hey, I don’t know, maybe you should like uh, CALL THEM? TEXT THEM? SEND THEM A FUCKING MESSAGE? WRITE ON THEIR DAMN WALL?? Not post it as a fucking stupid ass status and force the rest of us to look at it. You’re like those couples that make out in public, and parents drag their children by as quickly as possible whilst covering the poor child’s eyes and giving you a dirty look. Yes, you’re THAT OBNOXIOUS. And don’t you think you’re going to be pretty embarrassed at yourself when you two break up in a couple of weeks, and then you scroll through your Facebook and see constant updates of “your the one!”?? Stop and think about it. You’ll realize there is NO FUCKING NEED FOR THAT SHIT. You’re not just embarrassing yourself, you’re embarrassing your love, I hope, and EVERY FRIEND YOU HAVE ON FACEBOOK. Yeah, we’re all ashamed of you. And on top of that, I don’t want to see that your truelovesoulmateforever is “the one.” Bitch, I DON’T CARE. Shut the hell UP.